Andy is shocked to hear that Antifa have stolen an Alvin Stardust statue from Newark-On-Trent. He then chats to Barry from Swindon, who is busy protecting the nation's statues and monuments; his lovely lady friend June; Matt Hancock MP; the CEO of Antifa, Kai; and finally Braincase Rob, who is horrified to discover his psychotherapy sessions have been recorded on a public blog.